We know the general rumour by now, but it ain’t over til it’s over.
What are my theories? Why, I’m so glad you asked…
1. Naked and duct-taped behind the toilet. Because it’s Loki and if you’re going to nab your dad’s throne, you might as well keep in him the vicinity of another one.
2. Roofied into continuous Odinsleep. Keeps on powering the realm without any cranky speeches! Upside: peace and quiet. Downside: Oozy bedsores.
3. Locked in the dungeon with Heimdall. Odin can vent on our friendly gatekeeper. Let’s face it: Heimdall did drop his loyalty panties for Thor. Twice. Let them hug it out.
4. Locked in the dungeon with Heimdall and a bucket of oil. What?
5. Cast out onto a frozen rock. Ohohoho. Job done, none of the potential blood on Loki’s hands. Odin gets to trade old war stories with frost giants until they snap and poke him in his remaining eye.
6. Earth. He got a haircut, ate people, got imprisoned and met a woman named Clarice.
7. Perma-shapeshifted into Loki and stuffed back into his old cell. No-one listens to his crazy rambles, anyway. Loki congratulates himself on watching ‘Man in the Iron Mask’ while he was down playing sillybuggers on Midgard. Genius.
8. Agreed to early retirement. Because sometimes, fuck Asgard. He went on to model for Hot Toys and never looked back.
Just some unlikely scenarios for you all.
I already watch Thor : The Dark World.
ahhhhhhhhhh~ I love new fandral too.
and loki….you are SUPER CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can’t handle my feelings right now o<-<
AU - Dean VS Dalek
└ Dean has faced demons and even the Devil. So an alien with a whisk and a plunger isn’t going to scare him.
My high school experience in two gifs.
was she trying to go to hogwarts?
More like college
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
Sorry for the delay with the response, I had problems with my computer :c
To be honest, I wrote the prompt this way cause I was curious how the writer will interpret this themselves ;) But if you actually decided to ask, I’ll go for Bond and Q’s first time getting together.
And I’m always ok with nsfw :D:D
Have fun writing ;> Cheers!
Don’t worry Fandral! Loki is my little brother! He won’t hurt me.
I’ll bring him back for his adulthood ceremony in no time!
Frozen, Thorki AU for plinys! Heheheh ;]
Avengers Annual #1 (2013)
I dedicate this image to Bruckner & Ross-Lemming!
- Doctor Who: Wow, it's really weird that Supernatural is the sanest of us right now
- Sherlock: I know! They are usually so-
- Sherlock: Wait, did you hear that?
- Doctor Who: ...yeah...it sounds like-
- Supernatural: *kicks down door*
- Supernatural: FCUKING HOLD ME
Interviewer: So what Diet are you on?
And you immediately gave it back and said something about that being “really gross” and “scientifically impossible.”
Sorry you can’t appreciate a gift.