ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

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  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
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Anonymous: Imagine Bucky using Steve's shield as a sled in the winter

imaginebucky:

he wasn’t counting on how little traction it would have, and they picked a big hill to try it out -

"fuck fuck FUCK i FUCKED UP—"

luckily for the world, sam was recording; a vine consisting of just bucky whizzing through the screen yelling obscenities goes viral within hours. it’s tagged #hecallshimselfthewintersoldier, and steve doesn’t stop laughing about it for days.

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nice try at distracting me you adorable muppet but I’m still going to ask all the questions (◡‿◡✿)

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iguanamouth:

WHERE are they getting this stuff !!

By Lauren [tumblr]

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Anonymous: your fav childhood memory?

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

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betweenelsewherenevermore:

amuseoffyre:

wibbly-wobbly-midgardian-shit:

This makes me so sad

My headcanon for the MCU-verse is the Frigga always wanted more children, but they only ever had Thor. Frigga smiled and pretended all was well, but there was always a secret longing for a child who was more like her. As much as she loved Thor, he was very much his father’s son and the golden child. He had no patience for magic and tricks.

And then her husband comes back from war with this infant, a child who could be a hostage against the Jotun, who could one day be useful, an ally on the throne of Jotunheim. But Frigga doesn’t see that. She sees a frightened baby, and takes him from Odin, and cradles him as if he’s her own, and the baby’s cries soften.

"He is a Jotun. You cannot forget that," Odin said, over and over, but Frigga only smiled and said, "No. He is my son."

Sure, I didn’t need those feels

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Jeremy’s infamous viagra incident (x)

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teddy469:

Ben Whishaw - Q by Intryck

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the-linaerys:

If ever I needed to take refuge in SebStan tongue gifs…today is that day.

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2014 San Diego Comic Con - Avengers Cast Highlights

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